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Stand Up Guys
2012
After 28 years, Val gets out of prison, and his friend Doc picks him up. The local mob boss, Claphands, wants Val dead (Claphands' son died in a robbery and he blames Val) and Doc has until morning to kill him. It's a long night: Val wants to party - they visit a cat house, Val needs Viagra, they break into a pharmacy. After midnight, they pick up Hirsch, their old wheelman, drive the city in a stolen car. They visit the cat house, help a woman in distress, bury a body, and eat at Doc's hangout, a café where the waitress, Alex, is cheerful. The sun rises, Claphands wants Val dead, and Val, who has figured out his fate, is resigned. Is there anything left to take care of?
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They don't make 'em like they used to.
JBscale
43
Mediocre
Film Detail
Genre
Comedy - Crime
Length
1 hr. 35 mins.
US Theatrical Release
February 1, 2013
US Box Office
$3,301,046
(#5184 of 7074)
Global Office
$6,118,797
(#3352 of 3929)
Rating
R
Restricted
Brief Drug Use, Language, Sexual Content, Violence
Collection Detail
Release Method
Digital Only
Aquired Format
Fandango at Home
Aspect Ratio
WS 2.40:1
Audio
English:
DD+ 5.1
Studio
Lions Gate Films
Released
May 21, 2013
Acquired Date
September 26, 2014
Times Seen
1 Time
Last Watched
January 2, 2015
Actors
Al Pacino
Christopher Walken
Alan Arkin
Julianna Margulies
Mark Margolis
Lucy Punch
Addison Timlin
Vanessa Ferlito
Katheryn Winnick
Bill Burr
Craig Sheffer
Yorgo Constantine
Weronika Rosati
Keone Young
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Fisher Stevens
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Sidney Kimmel
Gary Lucchesi
Tom Rosenberg
Jim Tauber
Writers
Noah Haidle
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37%
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105 votes
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810 votes
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41
32 votes
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6.4/10
58,459 votes
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